Forgetting to pull your dress socks up so they are all bunched up around your ankles + ankles swelling = I now ate socks.
When she changes position from heads up to heads down all in one go its one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced.
And on that note she shoved her head back in my crotch today, ouch.
I don't know what I'll have for dinner tonight, I had bacon 2 nights in a row. Eggs maybe, I have a cut on my foot that is taking a long time to heal, Matthew said I need more protein.